5. KirbyKirby
Kirby is a pink blob of shit, however he still kicks some serious ass.

4. SnakeSnake
He simply kicks ass in the military, and i like snakes.

3. Castle CrashersRed Blue Green and Orange
4 god like cartoon like little bastards who will kill your mother...and father.

2. Ellis
Bad-ass Zombie Kill' Machine
One time me and Keith....

1. Frank WestHes Frank friggin West!
He's Covered wars ya' know.